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Correspondence

Please address calling cards to :

Beach-o-matic Limited
3 Wellington Lane
Stamford
Lincolnshire
PE9 1QB
England

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Mr Von Beach welcomes commissions of any nature and eagerly awaits correspondence by the following means :

Electric mail :
otto@vonbeach.com

Telephonic transmission :
01780 767 787

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Behance.net/vonbeach

Idiot Lantern :
@VonBeach

Inferiority Complexicator:
Linkedin.com/VonBeach